Sad News Out Of Hollywood Today.......

NOT ! ! !

I'm sorry.......I just couldn't resist. :)

From E! Online:

George Clooney a Free Man?
Today 4:35 PM PDT by NATALIE FINN

George Clooney has taken his eligible-bachelor status out of storage.

The Oscar winner has reportedly split up with Sarah Larson, his envy-of-many girlfriend of about a year.

Clooney's publicist, Stan Rosenfeld, would only tell E! News, "I do not comment on George's personal life." But sources close to the situation have been saying the duo are no more.

They were last photographed together at the 47th-birthday bash Giorgio Armani threw for Clooney May 6 in New York.

The Michael Clayton star was spotted just this weekend, however, soaking up the sun with an all-male crew in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.

He and Larson originally met in Las Vegas at Whiskey Bar, where she was working as a cocktail waitress, about four years ago, but things didn't get serious until they saw each other for the second time last June, also in Sin City.

Since then, Larson's connection with Clooney has translated into an appearance in People's 100 Most Beautiful issue, a trip to the Oscars in February (the first time Clooney ever took a girlfriend) and countless red carpet appearances.
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Buh-bye Sarah......Hey, I hear they're casting for next season's "Survivor", "Big Brother" and "The Bachelor".

Chin up toots......what with winning "Fear Factor" and all -- you definitely have the chops to take on Hollywood. You're bound to find something to keep your name in the papers.

(Hmmm.....but the stuff you're gonna have to eat now, may make those bugs on "Fear Factor" look like chocolate!)

And on a happier note............

Yo George, have your peeps call my peeps about that internet talk show idea I told ya about a few weeks ago.

"Live with Kelly & Clooney"

You, me....a camera. (And celebrity guests, of course!)


We could even film it on Lake Como. Whatever's easiest for you Georgie.

Seriously.

We're talkin' magic, baby!

Call me.......

Kelly :)